to our evening wedding guests

Wedding money poem –

For a couple of years we’ve lived in sin, 
we have a toaster, a kettle and a stainless steel bin, 
saucepans and towels we have many, 
corkscrews and flannels we don’t need any, 
we just want you with us to celebrate our day, 
but if you insist on a gift anyway, 

What we’d really like is a gift of money,
we hope you don’t think we’re being funny! 
We’ll put it all together and buy something that’s best, 
as a reminder of our day and our wonderful guests.